3.13.2006 • 9:33 PM

Google Uranus

Today Google Doodle announces their new Mars Map. Google Labs, if you are indexing this page, might I suggest bolding going where no man has gone, Uranus? Who better to go probing around that big gaseous planet? Thanks to your Google Image, I know that Uranus looks like a big giant French avocado. Look how tasty Uranus looks, good enough to take a bite of. And those rings around Uranus!!

3.05.2006 • 9:48 PM

OSCAR TIME!!!

I got Oscar fever! No, I'm not talking about the award, it's all about my rabbit! You never know where he might pop up. Check out my latest update!

What is up with Jack Nicholson being in the front row every year? Does he have a perm-a-seat? I think he's really dead & this is a "Weekend at Bernie's" type thing. Won't the audience be suprised when they show ol' Jack in the montage o' dead people and then cut to Jack in his shades & big toothy grin.

I better watch what I say, after all, I did kill Richard Pryor.